Funny things to write in a Christmas Card

Christmas is a fun season in and of itself. Families gather and try to not to get into arguments. This is the time when we present gifts of kindness and not only to accept gifts. It’s also when people recognize Jesus Christ’s birth. Jesus Christ. Pantomimes are filled with joyous Christmas spirit. Our hearts are overwhelmed by uplifting films filled with message of optimism and healing. The Queen of England offers a gesture of appreciation to all the citizens of Britain…

Christmas is marked by an atmosphere of laughter which is always a good thing particularly after some Snowballs. However, sometimes, particularly after the most savage christmas cracker gag, we’re completely stunned. To ensure that you don’t run out words for this holiday season We’ve put together the things you should include in Christmas cards. take a look!

Sending Christmas greetings – Why do we do it?

It dates back many years, back from 1534 actually. About 500 years ago, the first documented use of the word ‘Merry Christmas” was written in an yuletide message. In 1611, James I of England sent an ‘Christmas card’ that was more like an ornamental manuscript, which included the image of a flower as well as four poems and a song far higher than the typical xmas card we currently send!

The practice to send Christmas greeting cards in the way we use them to be today, was introduced by the UK in 1843 by Sir Henry Cole. He was a government employee who helped establish the new Public Record Office also known as the Post Office as it is called in the present. He wanted the vehicles to be accessible to ordinary people , regardless of their financial status or social standing and he teamed up with his friend and artist John Horsley. They created a card that was sold for one shilling , which is around 5p today in dollars. The three-paneled card featured an image of people helping the less fortunate on each side and an entire family enjoying Christmas food with a Christmas feast in the middle. The advertising for Christmas cards was boring back then the slogan of advertising of:

“Just released”, a Christmas Greetings Card or image that is emblematic of the old English celebrations to preserve good memories of dear friends”!

What should you write on Christmas cards?

It’s not easy to resist the lure of a simple, pleasing ‘Merry Christmas’ but going to a greater extent by expressing your Christmas spirit can be a great way to make someone feel festive.

“Merry Christmas! I wish you all the joy this holiday season can bring!”
“May your holiday season be filled with happiness and joy.”
“I wish that the magic that is Christmas fills each inch of your home and heart with joy today and forever.”
“Our family is sending you love, joy as well as peace … this day and tomorrow, and forever.”
“May your family enjoy the most wonderful holiday season filled with wonderful surprises, delicious treats, and never-ending laughter.”
“Merry Christmas! We wish you the very best for the holiday season!”
“Wishing you a holiday that’s bright and happy!”
“We hope that you enjoy peace and security during the this holiday season.”
“I I hope that your Christmas season is filled with peace joy, joy and happiness.”
“Happy Holidays! I hope that all your wishes for the holidays will come true.”

What should be included in Christmas cards to relatives

Here’s a selection of the messages that are ideal for your family members. From messages from siblings to notes to write for Mum as well as Dad. ensure you personalize each message for every family member.

It’s impossible to select your family However, even if I would, you could prefer you. Thank you for a wonderful Christmas! I am looking forward to spending time with you this Christmas.
Being surrounded by parents who love you is the greatest Christmas present that you can ever get.
So happy we’re family…and we are so thankful for all the wonderful memories we make during the Christmas season.
It’s going to be lots of enjoyment this holiday season! I’m excited to cook up a storm , and then eat like there’s nothing tomorrow!
Your love and support over the last year has been a blessing to me. Thank you for helping me understand the true significance of family. Happy Christmas!
I’m grateful for the blessing of having an amazing family that I am able to share this holiday with!
I have a special place within my soul for family. It is the best gift of all. Let’s smash it this Christmas!
This season I’m thankful to have a family that is like yours.
I could not ask for more during Christmas than being with my family that I cherish.
Family is the essence of Christmas. Thank you for everything!
Merry Christmas, Bro/Sis! I’m so annoyed with you throughout my entire life.
Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. To my beloved brother/sister. This card is sure to brighten the Christmas season!
For My Sister and Brother, Happy Christmas. As kids, we celebrated every Christmas day with each other. I am beyond happy to share the holiday with you once again this year.
To My Amazing Brother/Super Sister I wish you a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year. We hope that this Christmas season will bring you all you’ve ever wanted
I hope you’ve brought plenty of alcohol with you this Christmas. We’ve had Mum & Dad to deal with
I’m hoping Father Christmas is good to you this year even if you don’t make the nice list once again. The more favored sibling always gets with the most respect.
You’ve seen me in good bad, good, and all between. You’ve stayed with me throughout the years. Maybe it’s because of our shared ancestry and you’re not able to choose. However, I still really appreciate it. Happy Christmas, Bro/Sis!
Brothers and Sisters, we’re certainly siblings. Anyone can tell that we’re both the creme of the creme.
Hope you’ve been working hard on the smelly feet. I’d like to see Santa to leave you behind because he’s not able to take the stink! Happy Christmas!
You’re great..because you’re SO MUCH LIKE ME!! Happy Christmas!
To My Sister/Brother, No one can replace you. Believe me, I’d never stop rinsing you every day. Happy Christmas!
Happy Weihnachten To Me Wonderful Parents
Thank you for your time Mom & Dad, I wish you the most joyful and happy Christmas! Thank you for sharing your Merry Christmas!
Dear Parents I would like to wish you and your family a Happy Christmas and a wonderful the holiday season. I wish you a wonderful holiday day, and the rest that you live to your maximum. I love you.
I think of you constantly Mama and Dad, particularly during the holiday season. I wish you the most wonderful Christmas you have ever had. You deserve it.
When I think of Christmas, I am reminded that the most valuable gift is two of my parents. Enjoy a wonderful Christmas!
I’m sure I’ve had my moments of being a mess but I want to thank you for all the amazing Christmases that you brought me as a young child. Thank you for the wonderful Christmas!
Thank you for all the Christmas’s you’ve given me. I’m hoping that I can give as much as you did for your children.
I’m amazed that I’m fortunate enough to be a part of your family. Enjoy your Christmas!
Finally, I get to spend Christmas with my most wonderful parents ever! We’re going to enjoy a lot of fun just like we do every year. Happy Christmas!
Dad, are your ready for a major surprise? No? It’s time to change this! I guarantee it will be the most wonderful Christmas you’ve ever had. Make sure you are prepared for everything!
Are you able to recall Christmas back when you were a kid? It was amazing. I would love to go back!

What can you write in rude Christmas cards?

What is an unbeliever in Santa? A rebel without the gift of Claus.
* What made Santa’s helper visit the doctor? Because the doctor had low “elf” confidence!
Who is hiding in the baker’s at Christmas? Mince spy.
* What’s an unpopular reindeer? RUDEolph.
* What is an elf that sings and has sideburns? Elfis.
* Why can’t you look up to Santa at the hospital? Because he’s got private Elf care!
* What happened to make Scrooge take the victory in the football game? Santa’s ghost has has gone!
* Who is hiding in the Christmas bakery? A mince snoop!
* What is Christmas dinner going to be different following Brexit? There is no Brussels!
* Who gives gifts to cats? Santa Paws!

What can you write in rude Christmas cards?

If you’re in search of inappropriate Christmas card messages, here are seven of the most vile. We suggest that you only send these cards to those with an innate sense of humor.

Happy Christmas you C**T/T**T/SH*TFACE/D*CKHEAD
I hope that you have a f*ck all Christmas, because you’re not worth anything good
It’s not possible to use Christmas as an excuse to excuse the weight gain you’ve been experiencing because you’re already an obese F*ck!
Sorry to say that your present is not what you want it to be I spent my entire money on drinks
Santa is a time of year, just like you.
I’m so mad I’m sorry, I just got you a fucking credit card since you always give me one
Ho Ho Ho, but enough about what you’re doing…